377 jumpers, every one judged

Ugly Christmas jumpers, honestly judged.

Every jumper here carries a Read the Room rating: whether it is safe for the office, belongs in the pub, or was made for the family photo. We would rather tell you not to buy one than watch you wear the wrong one to work.

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  • Office-safe
  • Depends on the office
  • Pub only
  • Family photo
  • Playground-safe
Mariah Carey All I Want For Christmas Is You Jumper
Office-safe
Matching Couples Christmas Sweatshirts, His And Hers Set
Pub only
Wild Custom Apparel His And Hers Christmas Party Jumpers
Family photo
Toddler Merry And Bright Snowman Christmas Sweatshirt
Playground-safe

Rated for the room

A verdict on every jumper, drawn from copy we wrote ourselves — including when a jumper is the wrong choice.

Facts with sources

Every date and statistic in our guides links to where it came from. If we could not check it, we did not print it.

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The History of the Ugly Christmas Jumper

From 1950s department stores to the modern office party.

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Christmas Jumper Day: Dates, Origins and How to Take Part

Dates, origins, and how to run one at work.

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